Please can someone cheer me up?
or anything.
thanks all :)
Psychologist, psychiatrist, or psychiatric therapist?
Answers: a pirate walk into a bar,
the barman points out to the pirate that he has a steering gearstick attached to his groin.
the pirate retorts " oh arr it be driving me nuts"
BOOM BOOM
hope that cheers you up. dont be sad, lifes to short..
Please minister to me im so sceard?
Here goes...
Summers here and beware the danger of the hammock - they lurk between trees and look quite inviting - until you try to lie surrounded by them. They will tip you out or even catch you like you be a lobster in a pot and you have to procure the neighbours to cut you free. Also beware sunloungers that look really comfy - until you lie on them and they fold up trapping you inside like a venus fly trap. any that or your feet end up facing the sky and your cranium is touching the lawn!!
Lastly beware hiring a beach deckchair - they similar to to eat legs and fingers given half a kismet! and if you do get a reasonable one - you can never go and get out of them coz they're so low down! Not to mention the fact like said sunloungers they close to to fold up on you!
Hope that made you smile :)
What would you call for a nouns to hurt others?
My friends and I were joking around seeing my granpa naked and my guy friend made a face and said im glad i didn't envision that...and when we got into the house my friends and i went to be in motion in the room to ask my granpda to borrow the car and have his undies off.it was pretty gross and funny...its funny how we can predict something lacking even knowing we did You should have watched Britains get talent - Simon Cowell's teeth, hair and dress sense is enough to be paid anyone laugh!
I'm sorry you feel blue... hold you tried having someone blow a raspberry on you, my little boy does that to me when i get cross, and it soon cheers me up . i'll convey him over if you like! lol
I somewhat overdosed a few hours ago and...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8s... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAYWPV3F4... ed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPvpiSbt8... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVzXqF7Zj... Why couldn't the cat drink its milk?
Because it had no frontage.
Or...
A drunk man the other night said, "watch my rock and roll lips" and later didn't say anything.
I hope that cheered you up, because they made me laugh. xxx
Borderline Personality Disorder PLEASE ANSWER!?
Watch this video of this sassy little Beagle puppy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7MB3pC0f...
Or see the cute puppy baying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKlh2JXMS...
What have happen contained by your go that affects everything you do?
yes you are alive and well.
Think of adjectives those poor people in china.
that should fashion you realise how lucky you are, to be sitting in front of your computer.
hey watch this its great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE246RfrG...
I hold frenzy attacks frequently - back me?
Watch my youtube video, at the closing stages watch the out-takes thats sure to chear you up!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CQwLU_e8qgs two fish were swimming. one of them run into a hard concrete wall and said "Dam!"
:)
Please explain to me you experience near Lexapro?
Hi darling! How be your day? Was it a bad one? How do you shut in a squirrel ?
by the nuts!
Normal behavior? will it stop?
go n play on u tube, that makes me lmsao. My Doctor told me to voice ARRRR, i said why,? He said I Backed Cardiff to Win Lol,,,,
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