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If you work contained by a busy bureau and call for to fart?
what do you do? i had a curry at lunchtime and i can run to the toilets every 2 second... so i tried to let the smell blend into the department... nice.Answers:
It takes practice and experience but you can drill yourself to fart silently. Unfortunately there will be one or two farts that be in motion all wrong and come out full blast, it is as if they enjoy digital sound FX. In this situation keep hold of your head down, transport on working and don't give away any signs that may create suspicion from your workmates towards you. On most occassions nobody will read out anything. If you are caught blame it on the creaky desk chair which requests oiled.
Mmmm enormously nice.
Art you sure you can trust the fart? Don't want make a mess, so if you can't I would suggest the bathroom......Good luck.
lol dont hold a curry for lunch again lol
or maybe you could own a fan sitting so that when you fart the smell is blown away from you - you could aim the supporter towards someone you dont like to brand name them suffer...MWOAHAHAHAHAHAHA
beware the 'follow through'.a cunning predator that gives no off-putting..also, repeat after me...'note to self..never eat curry at lunchtime again'
Find someone contained by the office you dont resembling.
Sit/Stand next to them and fart.
Firstly, you enjoy the pleasure of knowing you made this person breath contained by you intestinal gases, and secondly - you can blame them for it.
Sorted.
OK, here's the solution. Does your bureau chair ever trademark farting noises? If so, fart, after when anyone looks at you, show them how the chair make farting noises.
Let them adjectives rip, and each time look around at the other race in the bureau. As each one rips, spawn it seen by others that you "are annoyed, and looking at respectively person to see who would do such a heinous disgusting thing", finally when you are letting them rip for relatively a while, "make it REALLY see and possibly heard by you that you are really disgusted and huff and harrumph, and grumble, even jump as far as getting your senior, in charge of you to the "area" where on earth and close to where you are ripping them, and enlighten him/her LOUDLY "that you are feeling comparatively nausea and feel as though you may procure ill right at your desk from some strange and sick smell!"-NOW, HOW COULD ANYONE HOLD "YOU" as the "FLATULENCE BOMBER?"
fart down into the stool.
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What is the best recommended OTC for a throbbing stomach hurting?
Kind of like a stomach virus.no restlessness, just cramps and pains, no vomiting, might be food poisoning or sickness.Answers:
I chug Mylanta it other helps me!
If I know the answer to the different kinds of stomach probables I would be a billionaire, and possibly I could get rid of my own.
call upon a pharmacy and ask to speak to the pharmacist. they get call like this adjectives the time and can help you prefer based on symptoms which product to buy or if you should wish medical attention.
Ow!
I use ginger tea, or papaya enzyme tablets. But if it's food poisoning, a visit to the doctor is contained by order.
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Pulmonary Embolism?
I had a Pulmonary embolism 2 years ago. I am 24/f, contained by descent health, didn't use birthcontrol pills/injections/adhesives, didn't progress on a long trip (car or plane) so my doctor never gave me a motivation why I had such a energy threatening embolism. A few days before I have it though, I was within a single car misfortune in which Ihit my muzzle on the steering wheel and it fractured along the middle of my snout. I didn't pass out, I be wearing my seatbelt, didn't hit anything but my head on the steering joystick, felt no agony in my chest without hesitation or even the next light of day. So I don't think a broken antenna could've caused it.
I also am pondering if I could enjoy some kind of blood clotting disorder that cause it. When I went through the PE, it be tiring, painful, I couldn't even whip care of my daughter, and I could've died, so I'm startled that if I have another one it could take out me this time. Anyone have any thinking what could cause this brand of PE? Thank you.
PS Anyone go through something similar?
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It doesn't seem to be unlikely that the nose fracture couldn't own had something to do near it, but I would think that the embolism would own gone to the brain from the nose.
Typically embolisms can come up while on birth control because it tends to thicken the blood. Since you weren't on BC, have there be any family history?
It seem strange to me that your Doctor would be so evasive as to why it happened. I would see a specialist and pocket your records to them and see what question you can get answered. There is other aspirin therapy to keep hold of the blood thinned out. I hear it's the best thing ever created and to hold a baby aspirin once a time for ultimate condition.
Of course you want to be under a Doctors caution and advice up to that time doing that. But definitely find someone more experienced than your current Doctor.
GO TO THE DOCTOR
Hey, you forgot smoking and plumpness as risk factors as in good health as recent surgeries. I wouldn't completely rule out the car happenstance (humans don't know everything about PEs yet).
You can ask your doctor to check you for blood clotting disorders. You should ask your doctor to check you if you own another PE or leg clot, your family member have have clots in the legs / PE, or if you hold female own flesh and blood members who own had spontaneous abortions.
Good Luck. I know it's terrifying but you will likely do fine.
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I hold a ache-ish headache surrounded by my leg..?
Sometimes randomly I bring pains/ache in my knees down to my toes. Its a ache impression in my bone or some where on earth inside my leg. It aches when i hike or don't walk. I mostly seize the pain when I wake up up but usually in the morning.Help anyone? Cos it really ache..
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go to the doctor and enjoy them check it out.espically if it bothering you every day
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Do you inevitability a honest rubbin?
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PERV!
Who doesn't
who doesnt guy?
No thanks this time, but could you run to the store and gain me a Dr.Pepper and a Heath bar?PLEASE!!...
not from u but do u thought to pay my mortgage?
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How to be satisfied and comfy when underneath too much stress?
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go out and do something you relish to do. have some honest "you" time. its hard to concordat with but im sure youll do simply fine. just TRY and forget in the order of what your stress is and enjoy doing something you resembling to do
Hot tub (or hot bath), chill music, a glass of wine (if you are of age), and thaw out socks.
Also get into a hobby, re-kindle an ancient hobby, and use that to find an outlet (I'll play the guitar or draw/paint)
Go get a stroke.
Conqure or confront what is making you stressed, if its work get contained by early and stay a bit behind schedule to finish your stuff, or simply try to forget about what is making you stressed
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Why aren't I taller and better looking, younger and enjoy a person?
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Because you're looking in the wrong mirror.
Because you're not me.
if everyone looked approaching that, the world would be a boring place! And what would the women who liked squat, misshapen old men do for kick?!?!?!
cos ur a loser jks
if you can't answer that how do you expect us to!!! lol
coz u r shorter bad looking and hold no personality?
Height?... inheritance
Appearance? slovenly habits
Youth? Time and entropy with the sole purpose move one direction in this world.
Personality? Too much time at the computer? ;-)
(like I should confer!)
taller is equal to smaller , better looking is equal to vain , younger equals inexperience and you personality is ineffectual by doubting the above .
There are advantages to being short and gross. But right now I can't estimate of any!
Because I'm sure you are my twin. Blame the parents I say.
you're the echelon you are, you're as good looking as you grain and well your sense of self is being taken away by your withdrawal of confidence, im sure you're just a short time insecure and you're fine. Dont be so paranoid, im sure you're not bad looking or anything. Learn to adopt you are who you are.
Guess you got Human desease, it wear off contained by time.
you should be happy next to the way you are.
And what sort of grill is this you know people wont read aloud anything nice.
because u cant have everything u want. adopt yourself the way ur and kind the most of it.
Because your mother slept with your father. If merely she'd chosen someone tall, angelic looking and exciting - and done it a few years later so you would be younger too.
You be last surrounded by the queue when God was dishing them out?
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What are the side effects of taking a diet pill while your on an anti-depressant call Zoloft?
I am currently taking 100 mg of Zoloft for my depression.I am wondering if it's safe for me to pinch a diet pill of some kind. What are the pros & cons?
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It depends on the type of pill and the ingredients. It could mete out serious reactions or only make the Zoloft smaller amount effective, you should other consult your pharmacist or doctor before taking any OTC (over the counter) drugs or supplements. They will support you on the safety or danger.
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Is this true in the order of adjectives women?
Do all women own hair above their top lip and some on their chin? Im not discussion full beard, just pieces? I know one feminine that i work with have almost half a beard on her chin and she refuse to shave it...to each their own, I guess .. but she would be vastly pretty without the beard and i would date her if one and only i could get historic the beard thingAnswers:
i wouldnt really phone up it "hair" its more of a peach fuz, so light you cant see it...however i estimate when a lady have a beard or anything close to it that there may only just be a hormone imbalance and she should see a dr
no. but i bet your a woman, who have a beard and a mustache. WAXX THAT CATAPILLAR!!
Yup
Uhm yes. Men and Women have alike setup.. they normally do not hold the hormones that makes the facial down grow beyond a slight fuzz.
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I would say this is true just about most women, not all. Some of us are lucky to hold light spike and it doesn't really show much unless you look really close.
American men like their women smooth on top except on their head, the European are more accepting.
its not hair its a peach fuss and some woman have more than others.
everyone have body and face coat. just that some are more perceptible than others. this woman probably feels comfortable the bearing she is and it's obvious that you are the one have trouble dealing with it. it is surprising when you bring to know people better , nearby are some things you don't notice anymore. work related dating isn't a perfect idea anyway .
Many women hair like that, not adjectives. Many women have hair like that between and below their eye brows, too. It is rare that a women hold a half beard unless she HAS be shaving it. The best way to win rid of these hairs is to pluck them beside tweezers.
If a woman refuses to remove these hair from their face afterwards they have no self respect. Besides, can you create in your mind what their armpits and other places might look like? Steer approach clear of these bearded women, "pretty" or not.
Yes, adjectives women have quill follicles above their lip and on their chin. Tell her to WAX it!
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Butt hurts after going to the shoreline comfort me plz !?
I was running alot at the sand but now my right side of the butt at the nottom hurts. I dont fathom out what happend please tell me how long does this distress last for. My bottom right side of a butt hurts a littel bit still but when i try to run it comes put a bet on again. Please help its be like this for 2 weeks. When I tramp i have no headache but after i run for like 20 foot, my lower right butt cheek starts to hurt for a while. I dont think i broke my butt because i dont hold a problem of sitting or walking. I really want to go fund and skimboard but I keep have this annoying lowere right butt cheek pain.Answers:
you pulled something? Try taking some ibuprofen in the past you exercise.
Vaseline, and Ibprofen. First don't tell me u go to sleep at nudist beach.
ah. the unansweable request for information.
ibprfn is a good remedy, but should be taken beside caution.
i really really have need of to know what skimboarding is, because you seem to be taken with it
and you other post questions abt your *** hurting...
why??
you should attain it checked out
best of luck!
tayler
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Soars on put a bet on of tounge ?
i've been dry heaving.. similar to i have to throw up.. so yeah i tried to throw up manually.. if you know what i suggest.. i felt resembling i was going to throw up yesterday, and i thought if i did later i would feel better.. so i tried give or take a few 10 times.. maybe more.. and no im not anorexic/ and i dont enjoy an eating disorder.. in a minute i have this sharp cramp like on the put money on of my tounge / thraote whenever i swallow, i think its close to a cut or a soar.. and my tounge looks kinda whitewhat could help this ?
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You may enjoy scratched the back of your tongue or the hindmost of the throat with your fingernails. This may purloin a few days to heal. Dissolve one-fourth of a teaspoon of saline in a cup of wet and gargle. That might give you interim relief.
Sounds close to thrush maybe. Because of the white tongue. Have you be taking antibiotics?
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Can Ritalin and Singulair be taken at equal time?
.I mean literally (as dead set against Ritalin in the morning, and Singulair at night).Thanks...
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Yes, Ritalin individual has interactions near anti-depressant medications, MAO inhibitors, and clonidine.
Singulair with the sole purpose has interactions beside phenobarbital(tranqulizer) and rifampin(antibiotic).
Your pharmacy will also provide information regarding any interactions so you should contact them to be dependable
Anytime you have a quiz regarding the interaction of meds you are taking...phone call your pharmasist. THEY are the experts on drug interactions. I would think that if your Dr prescribed them both to you, and the bottle doesn't say aloud "when" to take them, it would be OK.
But only just to be on the safe side...ring up your pharmasist and ask.
Better "safe" than "sorry"...
NEVER trust anyone on here to give you suggestion like this, as you never know if the poster is 12 years hoary, or 60. When it comes to your health and safekeeping, best to consult an expert.
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