Is Evolution responsible for Girls not Farting?
In the caveman days there be 2 types of girls - farting and non-farting.
But the farting ones turned men off too much, so they never reproduced. So their farting DNA be not passed on.
The non-farting ones did attract men, reproduced, so passed on their non-farting DNA.
It's survival of the fittest/non-fartiest.
Answers: Of course women fart. Women fart out perfume and shiit sunshine and rainbows.
Except for my mom though. That women can rip a dimensional shift in time and space itself. She can ruin your sense of smell faster than a pallid agent can burn you alive.
Believe that.
~CaptainJae
WTF?
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