Since I was a lad within jolly antediluvian england, I have have a problem with occassional bouts of dingle berries. I wipe resourcefully, but they seem to come vertebrae. Perhaps it's my technique. I wipe from front to back. Does that build a difference? Also, I fold over the sheets first, depending on the thickness of the daily. It is very annoying, since they interfere within so many ways near daily existence. Sometimes they work themselves into little marbles. Very uncomfortable. And sometimes they work into so much bush mane that when I rip them out, it makes my eyes hose down. And the worst is when they harden into little pieces...rock unyielding. Then I have to soak contained by the bathtub for hours on run out till they soften satisfactory for me to ply them loose. Every morning, my bed looks like it's in recent times been chip hermetic. I don't just own skid marks...it looks similar to a massive car pile up. Talk just about marbles on a NASCAR track... And the worst thing is the ever present odor. It waft up between my legs everytime I sit anywhere.

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Answers:    I would recommend nair...it's what the military use when out in the paddock to remove butt hair. next to no butt hair, the "dingleberrys" hold nothing to cling to...and life span will be good again :)

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HOLEY $HIT!...you made my afternoon! : D


SHAVE YOUR BUTT OR SOMETHING OR INSTEAD OF WHIPING...HOSE IT DOWN OR SOMETHING. ;) THEN SHOWER THAT SHOULD STOP THE STINKIN ''LAD''.



LMFAO. goodluck.

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Try shaving your hairy a**. Then they won't hold anything to cling to. Good luck!

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