I gotta crap within a cup for a theory test for H. pylori germs....?
1) How much needs to be within the cup for a test for h. pylori? I know that a urine preview needs to simply be a few drops... but what about a stool token?
2) How the hell am I supposed to get my poo to break bad? It's usually at least 1 foot long within one whole piece. Do I try to stop after a few second and clinch my buttcheeks to break it off? I swear to God I'm human being serious!
Thanks so much! I'll pick a best answer TODAY! Happy pooping to you all!
P.S. My doctor asked me if I be constipated and I said no because I don't think that I am... But I individual poop like 2-3 times per week but it is ALWAYS completely run of the mill consistency and just profusely of poo at once. Should I go subsidise and tell her that I AM constipated? I thought that constipation referred to TEXTURE and not so much FREQUENCY? Thanks so much!
Answers: 2-3 times a week is not constipation as long as it is regular, that is to say simply your normal. To land a specimen, you can put a large bowl within your toilet to catch the feces, next use a clean plastic spoon to measure enough stool to overrun the specimen cup half opening. Toss the spoon, dump the bowl and wash it out near bleach and soap. Or use a throw away bowl.
Wow... thats way too much info, buddy. I'm sure if you wear latex gloves, you can saturate up their little cup without too much of a mess.
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