What can I do to fashion myself sick for a few days?
Answers: amputating a finger outta do the trick. Make sure you don't dispose of it and phone up 911 immediately after.
Milk of Magnesia! or you could buy some of the clean diet stuff called Alli' and get through alot of fat...after you could loose control of your bowels and crap yourself!? just a suggestion.
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