I own a TRUE impossible toothache...?

does anybody know how to cure a toothache, any answers appreciated. and yes i know i have to dance to the dentist.

Answers: Stay away from the kool-aid. Take up oral sex, it's fat free, and sugar free.

help yourself to a aspirin, or Tylenol or something and put on right on the toothache to dissolve.. it will taste SOOO discouraging but it will work.

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